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分类： 喜剧片 1991

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 奇意智 0小时前 :

    我还是会继续走下去…

  • 向朋兴 6小时前 :

    恶心，虚伪，俗套，且恶心

  • 乙阳荣 9小时前 :

    不大容易让人有什么期待的爆米花电影，也只好保证含龙量管够，却还是调动了一波观影热情。经过一轮又一轮空窗，人们还会记得回电影院吗？放心，会的，只要有能看的电影，不管哪里的。

  • 伟阳 0小时前 :

    看得出主创是想靠新旧两代卡司的会师来造就跨越时间和地域的“侏罗纪宇宙”，虽然这样做的确不乏情怀的亮点，但也实在是让两个多小时的电影没有高光时刻。全片真的是没有辜负自己爆米花电影的定位，很多动作戏简直为了追逐而追逐，为了激烈而激烈。如果非要说一个让人难忘的点，可能就是这部电影终于实现了人和恐龙真正意义上的共存，片末硬要配合上几幅完美的“人与自然”背景图点出这个主题，也真是费心了。

  • 印夏兰 3小时前 :

    杜比，特效和音效还是一如既往的强，群戏很赞，看得很爽。三部曲都在影院看的，也算是追完整了。自从第二部结尾圣母女主一掌拍出第三部，这个系列的价值观就一直把人类放置在作死的边缘。硬伤还是很多，尤其是欧文和黑女跳飞机那段毫发无伤。旧三部曲演员回归既是讨好老粉也是完美谢幕。

  • 信稷 7小时前 :

    不是我一个人觉得反派像库克吧，像极了Apark

  • 刁光济 3小时前 :

    太难看了，和我最爱的侏罗纪毫无关系，两星给儿时的cp教授。

  • 彩蓓 7小时前 :

    其实还挺好看的，跟迅猛龙追逐战很过瘾。看的国语版，翻译的台词和配音真是一言难尽，好呆板的台词好出戏精台词！最大的Bug或逻辑不通的点是，两个园区里的员工叛变，为何他们不利用自身的职业便利盗取蝗虫的体液样本啊，反而需要两个老博士亲自进去冒险啊！难以理解！除此之外还是很带劲的！

  • 俟兰英 7小时前 :

    其实从“公园”走向“世界”，更多的就想看到，恐龙在世界范围内的冲突，本来以为第三部总算能实现，却是在小小的马耳他，虽然那段追车跑酷比一般枪战要好看很多，可是结果依然回到了“公园”，女主角沉下水那场戏有意思，还有蝗虫着火坠落仿小行星撞击地球的末日，其它部分都太旧太一般了，尤其设置了不怎么行的反派，故事核心也简单粗暴。

  • 拓跋清佳 8小时前 :

    真的不算差，陪孩子去电影院看的，非常套路的故事，不过又如何呢？小朋友看的开心，大人们一起傻乐，在放下的大环境下，我知足了！

  • 彩栀 5小时前 :

    3.5 感觉比第二部好一点，不如第一部。是不是don’t look up这片之后，大反派都照着苹果创始人老板搞的？这个生物科技公司怎么感觉有点孟山都公司的味道。粮食短缺也是紧跟时事了

  • 受星波 0小时前 :

    还想同期跟壮志凌云2比，同样卖情怀但这差距？纯属炮灰了好吧

  • 乌琼华 2小时前 :

    视觉效果和情怀比较加分吧。。蝗虫线莫名其妙，本以为最后蝗虫和恐龙至少还能有点关系，结果也打脸，确实没什么逻辑。。

  • 实紫雪 8小时前 :

    侏罗纪找到了方向！类似变形金刚3大厦的大场面给一两个，小规模战斗、jump scare、中等龙闭塞空间威胁、冰面雨林的抓捕威胁、双龙决斗的撞击威胁、潜入、力量速度一对一、倒计时统统弄上，以量取胜，CG的夸张表现是可以弥补质感问题的。当然，把印第安纳琼斯改成007的问题很多，正派太多反派太傻毫无特工片紧张感，角色动机和行为逻辑的缺失，从头到尾就是一场戏剧灾难；但有什么关系呢，这片实在比环球影城那个强太多了

  • 圭林楠 8小时前 :

    这个系列总算结束了，看在一代二代合体的情怀份上给个三星及格分吧。因为美国人无法也无意收拾自己造成的烂摊子，于是双手一摊擅自代表全世界决定，人类跟恐龙一起共存吧。某种意义上倒是现实绝佳的镜像呢！

  • 圭景澄 0小时前 :

    有史以来最差的三部曲终章之一。

  • 子桀 4小时前 :

    看完回家对着星爵打个飞机，算是对这个电影最好的尊重。

  • 弥依晨 0小时前 :

    很久没看过这么毫无担心只顾着哇哦！卧！哈哈哈哈！啊、哇哦！就够了的大人童话了，反派的作用就是目睹正面角色捣毁自己的计划、叹气、发（卖）脾（萌）气、最后被自己作出的恶果吐死；正面角色呢，被受训过的杀手恐龙攻击完美逃脱、坠机坠伞完美逃脱、被超大蝗虫攻击完美逃脱、在各种凶猛恐龙眼皮子底下相遇、排队或组队形逃脱等等等等，最后几乎是毫发无伤哈哈，所以完全不用担心他们会死，因为受伤也不会啊。但是没关系，观影感受大舒适，足够了。

  • 冷悦媛 4小时前 :

    记得回顾一下前几部再入场～是童年的圆满！记得看imax。

  • 婷楠 2小时前 :

    剧情确实有些无聊、乏味，惊悚感与动作戏也都很平庸，但好在结局还算完美，新老两代时隔20多年同框，还是让人很满足的。

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