椰子500真假对比

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分类： 喜剧片 2000

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 石晓曼 7小时前 :

    “认定现实”内，疫情年代忙讨生活的人们，真的会想要去突破矩阵，寻找“元宇宙”那头的锡安和IO？摆明了架势怀旧自恋的重启矩阵，乘着疲乏的子弹时间，穿越到最后，也不过老调重弹地想要世人突破舒适区，去呼喊去争取“自由意志”。也可能习惯了“口罩矩阵”的国人，会对这样的重启麻木而无感吧。如若少花点时间去自解和自嘲前作，多花点精力去探讨舒适奶嘴和胶囊自由的利弊，才能更有点吸引力吧。

  • 畅安志 9小时前 :

    一切都是这般的直白，相比前三部分的警示，这部则是干脆成为白左在Meta Universe背景下的Manifesto，誓要“用爱发电”，抵抗一切形式的control。男性the one神迹被瓦解，Women power上天入地无所不能。//人肉炸弹的部分莫名还挺…impressive。

  • 泽哲 4小时前 :

    每天经过的咖啡店取名叫simulatte我也会怀疑世界的

  • 牛巧凡 7小时前 :

    6.5/10 分。2022.02.28，初看，蓝光。狗尾续貂之作呀。。。当年我可是在电影院看的《黑客帝国》系列，第二三部还是看的首映呀。。。

  • 潜尔真 6小时前 :

    其实槽点比起其他一些狗尾续貂不是太多，这片子最大的槽点就是他压根不应该存在，主创自己也很清楚一上来就吐槽华纳和“子弹时刻”做好了“挨打要立正”的态度，前作场景塞入到爆。剧情方面前半截序章+吐槽+卖情怀，后半截哒哒哒打打打，但是架不住动作戏场景场面全面拉胯，几处插科打诨很蠢很不Matrix，尤其最后一场战斗飙车满天ai坠楼给我整乐了，我还以为在看丧尸片，就崔妮蒂拉尼奥那一下还挺惊艳。综合一下先给个三星，5.7分有点冤，谁让他叫黑客帝国呢，另：预感到后两部可能会更差。

  • 滑高谊 0小时前 :

    总体设定是不错的，但是怎么就拍成了这个样子。标志性的捶地飞天没了，看着变回弱鸡的neo，很难受

  • 蓝飞双 5小时前 :

    华纳公开自嘲，估计也知道重启捞不着好，让尼奥复活，等于就是把前面的故事又整一遍，不过熟悉的墨菲斯、史密斯都变了样，能帅能打的尼奥胡子拉碴，朝气全无，像是从强威克的片场直接过来的，双掌一出，大招即来，集体怀个旧，真不如拍猫。

  • 贤星 6小时前 :

    续拍不如原作没关系，但原班人马回来这样毁原作也是有点一言难尽；吐槽因为子弹时间之类的花里胡哨，让人民群众get不到你们的先进思想，所以动作场面就可以完全不顾了？整部片也就最后都市人类雨好笑了一下。玩的概念也远没有二十多年前有趣，bot trolling 啊，左右撕裂不如一起满天空画彩虹啊。结尾曲直接性转 Rage Against Machine ，还有个极其无聊的 Catrix 彩蛋。对龌龊司机的爱坚持了那么多年，终于到尽头了 : (

  • 涂月天 2小时前 :

    总体设定是不错的，但是怎么就拍成了这个样子。标志性的捶地飞天没了，看着变回弱鸡的neo，很难受

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    全片唯一的亮点来自第121分钟，尼奥一个标志性的帅动作没飞起来。

  • 赖飞翔 9小时前 :

    哪有什么Paint the sky with rainbows,不过是Matrix制造的信息茧房

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    电影有一块吐槽黑客帝国ip整整吐槽了15分钟，也太招笑了，真的太好笑了，边看边笑，就有一种我没办法我被迫恰烂钱，但是我还是恰了爱咋咋地的感觉 太欢乐了，为了这个欢乐我要给这电影五颗星，哈哈哈哈哈

  • 枚听枫 3小时前 :

    一个很软糯的救世主，从1-4最在意的就是老婆大人，4里更是全程都在想着把老婆找回来。Neo被脱光光修复痛苦挣扎的样子~啧啧~♂

  • 锦昕 7小时前 :

    给我看这么久就是为了相信老年人的爱情嘛，姐妹真的不太行了，从土星上行开始

  • 苗秀筠 3小时前 :

    看完感觉很怪。前半部分悬疑很吸引人，但是尼奥从虚拟世界脱离后，就开始垮了。新瓶里装的还是旧酒，还是特工附身和子弹时间那一套。基努·李维斯全程面瘫，打斗场面相当敷衍（因为老了吧）。说不出好，也说不出不好，夹心板，两头难。

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    怎样创造世界？方法一，金风玉露一相逢；方法二，拿到再来一次的机会…

  • 漫采 4小时前 :

    为什么说崔妮蒂和尼奥一起才是完全体，为什么导演只有一个，在这个充满了任性和放弃治疗的项目中几乎可以看到官僚式的“做奋勇状”的为了证明“我们在努力完成这个项目哦”而做出的一连串稀烂动作和资源放置。史密斯病毒炸弹那里完全是致敬速度与激情8丧尸车桥段。甚至可以说这是一部元电影，从中指射了所有华纳出品的DC烂片是如何从立项到完成的过程（为了这种可能存在的深度一定要加上一星）。

  • 甄昆杰 6小时前 :

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  • 章涵菱 8小时前 :

    1、打哪吒、打钟楼怪人、打路人脸硬汉、打僵尸、打浴袍大叔？？？ 2、崔妮蒂一明白自己在母体里就立马拳打老公抛弃孩子，二元论虚无论到这种地步，难道不是彻底否定了前三部所有“虽然命运被注定被操控但我还是要选择相信”的对人类意志的歌颂吗？？锡安它也是另一个小程序呀，那你还斗争个啥当个女救世主做啥？？？

  • 柏振 1小时前 :

    一切都是这般的直白，相比前三部分的警示，这部则是干脆成为白左在Meta Universe背景下的Manifesto，誓要“用爱发电”，抵抗一切形式的control。男性the one神迹被瓦解，Women power上天入地无所不能。//人肉炸弹的部分莫名还挺…impressive。

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