双头卧蚕笔怎么用 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 2006

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 宝德泽 8小时前 :

    全钟瑞也太好看了点 整张脸特别是眼睛都太精致了 不是我喜欢的故事 虽然他俩真的好聊得来 好soulmate

  • 无伟才 9小时前 :

    Damn my OCD. Once started, it has to be finished.

  • 布鸿波 7小时前 :

    前面二十分钟有点无聊 后面真的越看越可爱啊啊

  • 博韦 4小时前 :

    超级庸俗的炮友变恋情的故事,但是孙锡久就算是这种这么土的马桶盖头,也是色欲满满的style啊

  • 廖清妍 2小时前 :

    影片质量只能说还行,离好真的差距蛮大的。缺点不少:1. 不合理的情节有点多,不过鉴于影片是荒诞色彩的喜剧片,我并不想对此追着不放;2. 作为喜剧,笑点太少了,只有一处让我笑得稍微开心点的情节--最后买单那里;3. 尬聊确实太多了点,中间聊得我都有点困了。4.动作枪战戏的质量也还算可以,但数量少了点。我给3星6.5分!

  • 哀梓欣 6小时前 :

    话痨屌丝和高冷杀手并肩做任务的爆米花套路电影

  • 卫品如 3小时前 :

    不过一些动作和喜剧桥段倒还蛮欢乐的,适合周末打发时间。

  • 乜心水 4小时前 :

    嘴碎黑男+冷血白男 很俗套的故事框架 但就是轻松好看 哈哈哈哈

  • 宝正信 9小时前 :

    三星到三星半,电影普通的大路货动作片,但是有段长镜头对打,非常好看,这超过三星多余的就是给他的

  • 千竹月 8小时前 :

    看完什么都没记住的爆米花电影 看得时候感觉还挺轻松愉快 假期聚会看看还不错

  • 冀紫文 7小时前 :

    还是比较招笑的,点不算新,也不是全靠嘴炮,乐上一乐还是OK。Penny怎么感觉客串得那么不走心,算了,美,就行。

  • 旗晨风 6小时前 :

    全钟瑞,她好迷人好有魅力,灵动又性感。和孙锡久气场很合。很轻松的电影

  • 全寻菡 9小时前 :

    挺好啊 轻松愉悦 动作戏也够味儿 这种片要求那么多干嘛

  • 信皓 5小时前 :

    还可以。马马虎虎。只有一小部分搞笑,有点尖峰时刻那感觉

  • 公羊晓曼 3小时前 :

    快乐大乱斗,只差the man from Gebi了

  • 塔星津 4小时前 :

    是高温41度下窝在空调西瓜冰可乐里的好电影!中间有一段超~长镜头打斗可真牛逼! M Tokyo竟然是山下智久哈哈哈哈哈

  • 宏香天 2小时前 :

    有点像春晚小品,又尬又蠢。Kevin Hart作为一个人站那儿我觉得是讨喜的,但是只要一看他演戏我就尬的难受,可能他的表演方式对我来说太陈旧。故事就是烂梗,吃饭时候随便看看可以

  • 无嘉庆 4小时前 :

    b级片 3🌟半 打五星的原因是对这种类型的片子一点抵抗力都没有 西部牛仔风格 凯文自编诗搞笑死了 在健身房的几个长镜头 太爽了 还有跑车肌肉车 还有中世纪连弩 啧啧啧 错位搞笑 嗯 我知道剧情很扯 但是 作为一个男生真的这种片子误解 p.s. 女2⃣️很飒 镜头太少啦 配乐依旧很不错

  • 崇映波 2小时前 :

    波多黎各那块我真的笑死,伍迪叔的反差感也挺可爱的

  • 其芸溪 7小时前 :

    不过,全钟瑞和孙锡久,还要什么自行车。他们太好看了。

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